(Source: upgraders, via heliolisk)

(Source: subtubitles, via thechusenone)

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

(via dumbledorosaur)

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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(via uke-n-puke)

demcats:

crooked-rain:

sulfurum:


Plastinated circulatory system

OHHHH

I don’t want that inside of me


The Bloodmobile, the BloodmobileA delivery service inside us

demcats:

crooked-rain:

sulfurum:

Plastinated circulatory system

OHHHH


I don’t want that inside of me

The Bloodmobile, the Bloodmobile
A delivery service inside us

(Source: viciieuse)

honeynut-feeelios:

See you on the ice rebel scum

honeynut-feeelios:

See you on the ice rebel scum

(Source: dirtdart, via heroism)

satanicdoge:

zethofhyrule:

…And I thought Link liked Mario…

in my head i was yelling HYEEEAH

(via leagueofgaming)

tiredpunk:

I love u plastic worm bike man

(via ruinedchildhood)

zaynrand:

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IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

(via the-average-gatsby)

sucm:

why he lick me

sucm:

why he lick me

(Source: satellitehigh, via uke-n-puke)

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

(via thisismyboomstick)